Meet the Porn Directors

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard brought in porn directors Max Hardcore, Mike Sullivan, and Jim Powers to judge the sex star-potential of Dixie Lee, a wannabe porn starlet. Howard asked Max if there was anything he wouldn’t do on camera, so Max reported that while he was the first American to urinate on girls and “fist” them on film, he balked at throwing a girl off a cliff. Max added that his “Fists of Fury” movie has even led to obscenity charges in Florida. Max noted that he wasn’t happy unless the girl he was co-starring with was unhappy, and Mike agreed, saying he owned Meatholes.com, PissMops.com (which is now closed), and other uber-hardcore porn Websites. Howard then played some clips of Jim directing a porn movie, and Jim explained some of the odd things he was shouting as “cheerleading.” Howard and Robin wondered how the guys recruited girls for their movies, so Max showed them one of the cards he hands out.