Gary the Retard’s ‘Crib’

October 9, 2007
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Gary the Retard called in to tell the crew that HowardTV recently filmed a “Cribs” special at his house. Gange, the special’s producer, came in to say that Gary lives in a creepy low-rent apartment building without any nice things. Gange noted that the bathroom was surprisingly clean, and Gary claimed he cleans it himself. Gange said Gary’s freezer was full of Hot Pockets and cheese singles, so Gary explained that he eats Hot Pockets for breakfast and grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch.