Water Pig Meet Suckaluffagus

Howard started the show by playing some clips of Riley Martin complaining about his salary yet again. In one of the clips, Riley called Tim Sabean a "waterpig" and said Mel Karmazin was purposefully withholding his check. Riley also claimed that Howard, "the golden Jew suckaluffagus," was trying to aggravate him. Howard said they did send Riley a check, but an error in the space-time continuum sent it back to 1954.