Eric the Midget’s Reverse Hitler ‘Stache

May 7, 2008

Eric the Midget called in to say he was fully committed to Colin Quinn’s “Taxi Driver” remake, but Howard was more interested in Eric’s patchy mustache: “It’s thicker on the outside, like a reverse Hitler mustache.” Robin also thought it was weird: “He’s missing the middle.” Eric said he hadn’t trimmed his ‘stache in a while – so Howard remarked that he wanted to look at the rest of Eric’s face. Eric took off his hat to reveal that he’d accidentally “shaved [his eyebrows] a little too much…not on purpose.” The crew began laughing hysterically, so Eric became defensive: “I wouldn’t have done shit if you guys hadn’t given me crap about [overgrowth].”