Now’s Your (Fat) Chance, Artie

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Howard and Artie then began planning the questions they’d ask another of Sarah’s exes, Dave Attell, who’d be in later in the show. Howard asked Artie if he’d take a shot at Sarah now that she’s single, but Artie said no, he’d rather date Sarah’s sister, Laura, as he’s had a crush on her since a pot brownie-fueled night the three shared back in the 90s. Howard said he was now unsure if he should invite Jimmy or Sarah to his wedding, as he’s friends with both of them.