Does Eric the Midget Have a Neck?

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Frequent caller, Wolfie asked Eric the Midget if he had an actual neck or if his head was fused to his shoulders (“like a sno-cone”). Eric was indignant: “I have a neck!” Wolf doubted Eric’s claim, as Eric’s ears appear to be lower than his shoulders, so Eric blew his fuse: “Get off the phone, retard!” Howard then asked what it would cost to have Eric sign something as “Eric the Midget,” but Eric refused to answer, as he simply wouldn’t do it – at least, not without crossing “midget” out and writing “actor” underneath.