Here He Is…The Big Loser

September 17, 2008
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Pete voted for Ass-Napkin Ed, as Ed’s story put tears in his eyes. Brian picked Michael, because he was still a virgin. Scott the Engineer then registered the winning vote for Michael, also citing his virginity as the deciding factor. Howard then presented the losing contestants with $500 each and wished Michael and Brooke the best of luck.