Eric the Midget’s Missing Package

September 23, 2008
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Eric the Midget called to see if Artie had brought in the pictures he’d given him to deliver in San Francisco. Howard laughed that Artie had not: “I told you that if you give Artie pictures, they will get lost in the abyss that is Artie’s bag.” At Eric’s insistence, Artie sarcastically promised to hunt down the package: “Yeah. It’ll be the first thing I do. When I get home, before I order ravioli from Uptown, I’ll look for your f’ing pictures.” Artie added that the pictures weren’t the first thing he’d lost in his apartment, as he was still looking for his new laptop and iPhone which were in there somewhere.