Artie Has Trouble at the Border

November 10, 2008
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Lisa G reported that Artie almost wasn’t allowed into Canada for his Toronto gig last weekend, so Artie admitted he (and not Teddy) was the one at fault: “I lost my passport…for three hours, I turned over my apartment [looking for it]…it took me about an hour of paperwork but eventually they let me through the border [in a car] at Buffalo.” Artie added that he was delayed even more on the way back: “5 hours in the Buffalo airport…this gig I made $81,000. After all the bullshit I took home $58,000…I was suicidal then homicidal.”