Ralph is Always Available

November 11, 2008
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard started off the show discussing Ralph’s mooch-tendencies: “Ralph works that whole celebrity Kato Kaelin thing better…he’s terrific at sucking up and working his way into people’s lives. He makes Kato look like a piker.” Howard added that Ralph nearly pulled off the “ultimate” freeloader’s move when he was living in Sam Simon’s guest house and almost got a salary for it: “But even Sam got nervous.” Robin laughed: “He’s always available. That’s the thing.”