Eric the Midget Has Soft Hands

Are the Wack Packer's hands like a “cool pillow” or “rotten plum”?

Howard complained that he was at a restaurant the other day and the chef came out to shake his hand - and the guy's hand was sopping wet.

Robin asked if Howard shook Eric the Midget's hand the other day, and Howard said he had.

"It was soft as velvet," Howard said.

Robin had a different take on what the Wack Packer's hand felt like, comparing it to a "cool pillow."