Eric the Midget Has Rotten Plum Hands

Howard complained that he was at a restaurant the other day and the chef came out to shake his hand - and the guy's hand was sopping wet. Robin asked if Howard shook Eric the Midget's hand the other day, and Howard said it had: "It was soft as velvet." Robin laughed that it felt like a "cool pillow," which led Howard to laugh about Jimmy Kimmel's take: "He says it feels like a rotten plum."