George's Porn Stash

Robin asked George if he enjoyed watching porn, but George confessed that his boyfriend, Brad, didn't approve; "But our sex life could be so much better [if he let me watch it]. I could get so much more excited...Brad keeps me on a short leash." Howard asked George if Brad scolded him, but George said no – Brad just disconnects the computer, which takes George back to when he used to hide muscle magazines from his mother. Howard then speculated that George was usually the aggressor and "top" in his sex life with Brad, and, after a long pause, George admitted Howard's suspicions might be true. George also revealed that after he watches porn on his computer, he stores the images in his head and runs into the shower to masturbate. George laughed that he gets very excited by soaping up his body; "I like the shower. The warmth, the steaminess, the soapiness..." Richard came in to say he also loved to masturbate in the shower, but the soapy water stings when it seeps into his urethra. George replied that he solves the problem by soaping up his body and then turning the water down to a "warm dribble."