The Crown Jewel in the Spank Bank

Howard noted that he frequently masturbates to his memory of a specific one-night stand, but was having a hard time keeping his fantasy grounded in reality: "This woman was so hot, I couldn't contain it. I wanted to please her, but I was humiliated." Gary came in to say he also "used" the memory of a past (and too short) one-night stand and bonded with Howard over the hope that they weren't on their one-stroke lovers' "worst lays ever" list.