Captain Underpants Retires

Dominic Barbara called in to tell the crew how his boat blew up over the weekend, and he had to be rescued (in his underwear for some reason) by the Coast Guard. Howard laughed that Dominic's boat has been a nightmare every time he's been on it: "Stay away from the're a land-lover, man." Dominic agreed, saying he was done with boats. Robin wondered what happened to Dominic's pants, so the marble-throated lawyer explained that he wasn't doing anything sexual – he just wanted to relax while piloting his boat at night.