Howard started off the show confirming a report that he had been spotted playing beer pong with Ivanka Trump at Billy Joel's house this past weekend. Howard explained how he had bet Beth that he could have a good time at the party without hanging with her or wanting to leave early, so he went off on his own and ended up playing beer pong with Ivanka. Howard played with tequila shots instead of beer and got way too buzzed: "I suck at parties...the room was spinning. I didn't know what the f' was going on." Howard said he was sober enough to learn a bit of gossip: Ivanka was so excited to hang with Howard, she had a friend secretly take photos of their match so she could show them to her father. Howard said he also ran into the party's host, Billy Joel, who didn't seem to be having a good time: "He was more excited to see Beth. Everyone's always more excited to see Beth."