John the Intern Almost Got ‘Merc’d’

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John the Intern came in to tell a story about his friend getting robbed while to buy pot a couple years ago and disappointing his waiting buddies: “I was like, ‘Damn. I was really excited to have that.'” John said he hunted down the thieves, but when he confronted them, they pulled out knives and threatened to murder him (Telling him, “You’re about to get merc’d.”). John punched one of they guys, but they attacked, stabbing him twice in the back and once in the stomach: “I got stabbed in my kidney and my spleen…I thought it was over.”