Jason Gets Knocked for his Appearance

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

A caller complained about having to look at Jason Kaplan during HowardTV’s Sybian segments, so Jason came in to defend himself.

“Alright! I get it dude – I’m fat and ugly and gross,” he said.

Howard wondered how Jason’s wife stayed skinny, but Jason demurred. “Let’s just say I’m not a good influence on people,” he said.

Sal Governale then came in with a measuring tape and measured out 56.5″ under Jason’s belt – and 60″ above.

Ralph Cirella called with some simple advice: “Just eat healthy, dopey.”