The Final Rounds of the Britney Stevens Game

February 5, 2009
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard gave a couple callers a shot at $500 if they could successfully make it through a round of The Britney Stevens Game. Howard explained that Sal asked the lisping porn star a series of questions, and if the callers could correctly guess which ones she got right, they’ll win the cash.

Howard said the callers must get three out of five to take the prize and started in with the clips: Who invented the lightbulb? The first contestant, Zig correctly predicted that Britney would blow it: “Albert Einstein?” Name your five senses. Zig continued to doubt Britney’s knowledge and was proved right when she missed hearing: “Smell, taste, touch, feel, see.” Who wrote ‘Mein Kampf’? Zig won by guessing Britney would fail again: “God? I don’t know.”

Dumb as a Rock: Bobo

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard then let Bobo take a shot at the game, but first he asked Howard if he and Beth ever role-played in the bedroom. Howard said Beth once wore a schoolgirl outfit while they were vacationing in Vermont: “I was like, ‘Wow! This is great! But she hasn’t done it since…and I realized Beth is a really hot chick. She doesn’t need to roleplay.” Artie agreed, saying: “You don’t need something to make you come faster!”

Back to the game, Bobo scored a point guessing that Britney would at least know how many states there were. However, when he heard the next question, “What vegetable are pickles made from?” Bobo was forced to admit he didn’t even know the answer himself. To make matters worse, Britney knew that pickles are made from cucumbers.