DOUBLE A WANTS A DATE WITH ELIZA

Double A came in dressed as Cupid to meet Eliza and Howard asked him how he got so fat. Double A confessed that he’d been doing “a lot of drinking.” Howard told Double A he must be slathered in cologne (“I can smell you over here.”) but Double A ignored him and made his move, asking Eliza: “What are you doing tonight? Can we get a date or something going on?” Eliza said she had to appear on Conan and do press all night long. Double A was excited: “That’s not a no!”