Charlie Murphy Stops By to Promote New Stand-Up Gigs

Comedian also opens up about his marriage

August 19, 2009
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Charlie Murphy stopped by to promote his upcoming stand-up gigs and refused to say whether he was dating or not. “My personal life is in shambles right now,” he joked. “It’s not good. You’re trying to set me up to be in divorce court. Asking me if I’m dating? I’m not gonna admit that on a national radio show … It’s not good, Howard.”

King of All Blacks called in to say his marriage lasted because his wife is always willing to give him oral sex, but Charlie didn’t think that was enough: “That’s all she’s putting on the table? She sucks your dick on a daily basis? You’re overvaluing blowjobs, man.”

Charlie later blamed marriage counselors for his own crumbling union. “They want you to talk like you talk to yourself. And you don’t talk to anyone like you talk to yourself. And you leave there wanting to kill each other,” he said.