JD’s Happy Pills

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

JD came in to say he was feeling better: “It’s a little weird when I’m waking up and getting on the train or whatever but once I’m here, I’m fine.”

JD said he was now taking a Xanax when he wakes up and another before he goes to bed. Howard could see a difference in JD’s attitude and speculated that he might just be ‘high’ on Xanax. JD said he didn’t feel high: “Just normal.”

Howard laughed he looked better than normal: “He looks like he just got laid. That’s how happy he looks.”