K.C. Armstrong called in to say he was a "franchise owner" of some kind of get-rich-quick scheme involving a health insurance-style structure for legal services: "It's a legal pyramid. You know what a pyramid scheme is?"
K.C. promised: "If you get one person to come in, you get your money back." Dominic Barbara called in to say K.C.'s scheme was illegal: "You can't define something as a pyramid scheme."