Lisa G came in with the day's headlines and reported that after hearing about Jesse James and Sandra Bullock's second date make-out session, she started feeling uneasy about her next date with the 'Win A Date with Lisa G' winner: "I got very nervous."
Howard thought Lisa should look forward to it: "If I was you, I'd shave down." Artie started making cracks at Lisa's expense, so Lisa joked: "You're making fun of me? Your birth certificate says Sea World."
Artie shot back: "You got any other jokes The Three Wise Men brought Jesus?"