Sacha Baron Cohen Arrives as Bruno

Sasha Baron Cohen stopped by - in character as 'Bruno' - and told Fred he was a "silver fox." Bruno claimed he wanted to be the biggest gay Austrian celebrity since Arnold Schwarzenegger or Hitler, adding: "But Hitler wasn't gay. He was a bitch." Bruno said he'd even once helped Arnold when he was 8oz too heavy for a competition and had to make weight: "I dropped to my knees."

Bruno was puzzled by Robin's studio: "Why do you keep the African woman in the box?" Robin laughed: "You haven't heard about African women?" Bruno answered that he'd certainly heard of African men: "I'd love to be ideally violent in New York City. I'd love to be the filling in a New York cookie. I'm a chocoholic."

Richard and Sal Shock Bruno

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard asked if Bruno was fully shaved, so Bruno confessed: "There's nothing on me more than this little treasure trail here." Richard and Sal then came in to show Bruno their own grooming patterns.

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Bruno loved Richard's penis ("Fantastic. You have to love America.") but was shocked by Sal's pouch ("That's disgusting. Disgraceful").