Michael Vick Has No Soul

Howard started off the show discussing Michael Vick's "60 Minutes" interview, saying Vick didn't seem to be rehabilitated. Robin thought Vick's "puff piece" apologies were insincere, as he smiled the entire time: "I don't ever want to see him again."

Artie's take was revealing: "In this life, if you're good at something, you will be tolerated...shitty behavior will be tolerated if you're good." Artie added that anyone who could torture animals was a dangerous person ("He has no soul.") – but this one had a good shot at winning the Super Bowl.