The Gary the Retard Game

May 3, 2010
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard gave a caller named Will the chance to play The Gary the Retard Game, explaining that Gary had been asked a series of fill-in-the-blank questions–if Will can predict whether or not Gary can answer correctly, he wins the cash prize.

Will bet against Gary every time.

The questions, followed by Gary’s answers:

When it rains it _____. “When it rains it pours!” (wrong)

Don’t look a gift horse in the _____. [Gary’s answer was unintelligible.] (right)

All good things must come to an ___. “All good things must come to an end.” (wrong)

Beauty is in the eye of the ________. “Beauty is–is–is in the eye of the woman.” (right)

Eat, drink and be _____. “Be smart.” (right)