Show Rundown: July 14, 2010
Beth’s GNO Outfits Empty Wallets
Eric the Actor Lands a Small Role
Penthouse Pets Lela Star & Mckenzee Miles
Penthouse Pets Lela Star & Mckenzee Miles

Porn stars-turned-Penthouse Pets Lela Star and McKenzee Miles stopped by to meet the crew–Lela told Robin they had something in common: “Enemas and colonics. I’m obsessed. Like three a day. After every meal.”
Robin said she didn’t have colonics anywhere near that often, so Lela explained that she really only performed “small” home enemas–after a filling meal: “At least once a day.”
Howard turned to Lela, who’s known for her vocal porn performances, and asked if she was as vocal while having off-camera sex.
Lela nodded (“I’m pretty loud when I’m getting f’ed.”) but added that her on-camera antics were largely inspired by direction: “It is a little bit of a show. People don’t realize that you’re getting f’ed for an hour and a half.”
Lela said she usually fakes it during oral sex scenes: “No porn guy I’ve ever had sex with can do that [well].”
‘Just Stick It In’

Lela told Howard that she didn’t like foreplay in her personal life at all: “Maybe we’re desensitized because we do porn.”
McKenzee agreed: “Just stick it in and we’re done.”
McKenzee said her boyfriends–who can sometimes last as long as 20 minutes–usually feel intimidated by the hour-long sex she has on camera: “They’re like, ‘I’m sorry,’ and I’m like, ‘No! Thank you!'”
Lela Star’s Sex History

Howard noted that Lela’s been in the porn business for 5 years and once filmed a 7-man ‘blow-bang,’ which Lela dismissed: “It’s just the blowjob version of a gangbang.”
Lela said she’d always had a casual attitude toward sex–her mom wasn’t surprised by her career choice: “When I told her I was doing porn, she was like, ‘Oh figures.’ She wasn’t even surprised.”
The Going Rate for Top Porn Stars

JD came in to ask to see Lela’s new breasts, as he was a huge fan of her old/natural breasts.
Lela quickly stripped off her top, saying she’d gotten implants on a whim: “They were [nice] but I was bored.”
Later, Lela said she was one of the top-paid girls in the industry and quoted the going rates: “A good rate for a boy-girl scene can be anywhere from $1500 to $2000 to $3000. A bad rate would be, like, $700.”
McKenzee said an anal scene cost more: “If you’re doing it in a movie, you’re spending like 2 hours beforehand cleaning out your ass.”