Howard on His Home Life

A caller asks Howard to describe his life at home.

A caller asked Howard about his home life, so he enthused: "Our life is dinner, TV, movies and me sneaking away to play chess. And I love it."

Howard bragged that he started the romance during dinner: "I yenta it up...I love hearing about her day." After dinner, they part to their respective computers and meet back up in bed for TV--and sex: "If she comes over and snuggles up to me, then I know there's a pretty good chance I'm getting laid." The caller pressed for more detail details, and Howard obliged: "We do about 3 to 5 positions." Howard revealed that he lasted the longest in the missionary position, but loved to take Beth from behind or--his favorite--on her side: "Robin, when you're mounted by me, it's a fine experience. I only wish you could experience it. That nightmare."