Lucy, Howard’s Oldest Fan

December 14, 2010

Late in the show, Howard welcomed Lucy, a 97-year-old fan, to the studio. She said she’d been listening since Howard’s ‘Butt Bongo Fiesta’ days: “A fan for many years!”

Asked about Howard’s blue material, Lucy shrugged: “I love your skits, boy…it doesn’t bother me. I love it. I love it!”

Lucy said she’d been married until 1979 to a man with a 7.5″ penis: “They used to call him Jimmy G.”

Howard laughed: “They should’ve called him Jimmy Sausage!”

Lucy said they’d made love all the time–but she regrets never blowing him. Asked what else she’d learned in from her many years, Lucy enthused: “Love! Love everybody.”