Wendy Is Almost Not Retarded
Howard said he would reveal the results from lowest to highest, but first he got Dr. Sitt and Dr. Muggli, the doctors who administered the tests, on the phone to help out. Not surprisingly, Wendy the Retard started things off with a score of 61, or 'mildly retarded.'
Howard congratulated Wendy: "In fact, Wendy is almost not retarded...she's [just] feeble-minded." Wendy was OK at first, but later called in crying: "I knew I'd be the stupidest one! I knew it!"
Robin tried to soften the blow: "You just happened to have the lowest score. You're not stupid." Wendy said she'd just wanted to beat Richard: "I really wanted to prove to Richard that I'm better than he was."
The Rest of the Wack Pack
High Pitch Erik was next with a score of 66, leading Howard to laugh: "We knew you weren't the brightest bulb!"
Jeff the Drunk surprised everyone with score of 89, putting him at the top of the 'dullness' category.
Howard was surprised by the jump: "You're probably normal?"
Dr. Sitt, who administered Jeff's IQ test, did add that Jeff's score was affected by not being able to use his dominant right hand.
Sal was the first staffer on the board--with an 'average' score of 102.
Howard laughed: "You're normal--but you're upset." Sal was pained at first but eventually came around: "No one's ever said I was normal in my life!"