K.C. Mourns What Could’ve Been

January 13, 2011
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

K.C. said the story depressed him: “You do things in life that you’re not really sure about and then they get thrown back at you…I felt duped. I felt tricked.”

Darlene felt bad about that: “I do. Really.” K.C. explained his actions: “I thought that, you know, maybe she was like one of them, uh, herbivores. You know, that have both sexes.” Everyone laughed that the word was hermaphrodite–and asked when this thought came to him. K.C. turned to Darlene: “Like afterwards. You don’t have an Adam’s apple.”