Show Rundown: January 25, 2011
Who’s to Blame for Howard’s Next Phone Problem?
Even Porn Can Be Drepressing
Richard Christy Offers Himself to Be Knocked Out with Chloroform
Richard Christy Offers Himself to Be Knocked Out with Chloroform
Sal presented Howard with an alphabetized list of crazy YouPorn search terms and read some of the craziest aloud, starting with the P’s. After Howard mentioned one of the more extreme porn genres–chloroform fetish videos–Richard came in to offer himself up as the show’s first chloroform victim, telling Howard that the show could do anything to him while he was unconscious: “You can put make-up on me and stuff.”
Howard didn’t think a willing chloroform ‘victim’ was interesting, so Richard laughed: “I’ll pretend I don’t want it done.”
Howard planned the stunt, saying he’d strip an unconscious Richard down and wheel him around: “I’d put him in a garbage pail and send him up and down in the elevator in the building…I’ll just press every button in the elevator and everyone will see you naked. And then all of Sirius will be thrown out of the building.”
Richard didn’t know if Howard’s plan would end well: “Last time I was naked in the lobby, I about got fired. For the streaking.” Howard later backed down, saying he could never follow through: “We can’t do physical shit to you. If you die, I’m f’ed.” Richard thought dying on-air would a great way to go: “It’d make for great radio.”