Asian Pete Is Misunderstood

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Asian Pete called in to ask after the crew: “How are you today?” And, as everyone struggled to make sense of his garbled speech, repeated himself: “How have you been?”

Pete sounded like he was under even more water than usual, so Howard joked: “Isn’t it sad? Asian Pete, you can’t understand him, and now listen to his phone.”

Robin laughed: “His phone can’t even understand him.”