Early in the show, Greg Gordon, the infamous man who called himself 'Jesus' and attempted to kill Ronald Reagan, called in from his halfway home in Pompano Beach: "I'm loving it...we got maid service. I'm living like a king."
Greg said he was completely bankrupt but received $254 from the government each month, $200 of which the government takes back to pay for his room, board and food--leaving him with $54.
Greg told Howard that the halfway house was just 2 miles from the ocean--he sometimes rides his bike to the shore--and has given him some perspective. He apologized for his attempt on Regan's life: "I want to repent for that."
Greg's used his time in the halfway house to have sex with his roommates, sometimes within minutes after they move in: "The first one [took] about half an hour and the next one was about 2 days."
Greg said his current roommate wasn't gay, but he lets Greg blow him--and once put it in Greg's ass. Howard was baffled: "And you don't consider him gay?" Greg sighed that his roommate watched straight porn during the acts: "We never kissed."
Before Howard could get rid of him, Greg said he was mounting a campaign against the QWERTY keyboard, the century-old innovation "that's killing people. It's the number one health expense in the world."
Greg said he planned to bring a lawsuit "against these bastards for not fixing the problem," naming the defendants as "every computer manufacturer. Every operating system."
Greg will represent himself: "I went to law school. Did you know I'm a member of Mensa?"