Comedian Doug Stanhope returned with his girlfriend Bingo to promote his new album "Burning the Bridge to Nowhere"
He also confessed he'd lost the desire to have sex with her. "I have really no sex drive at all," he said
Bingo, a bi-polar schizophrenic, said she didn't mind: "It's not an insult at all. I understand. He's getting old. My medication kills all of my drive so it doesn't affect me."
When asked if Bingo was medicated this morning, she said she was: "Heavily." Bingo said Doug wasn't being totally honest: "You only have a sex drive if you've done cocaine."
Not that she wants him anyway: "I'd rather do it by myself."
Things are going pretty well without sex: "My life right now is so perfect. I'm medicated. I'm fully-functional right now."
Doug nodded, saying he was fine with the status quo: "I've told her, if she cheats on me, don't tell me."