Howard offered a caller the chance to play Who Would Lupe Rather?--they caller will have to guess who the Spanish porn star said she'd rather bang. 3 out of 5 takes home an iPad2. The candidates, followed by the callers guess and Lupe's answers: Fred Norris or Howard Stern? Howard. "I would f'Howard." High Pitch Erik or Jeff the Drunk? Jeff. "I would f' High Pitch Erik." Eric the MIdget or Beetlejuice? Eric. "I would f' the midget. They are both pretty ugly but if I had to pick one..." Bigfoot or Gary the Retard? Bigfoot. "I would f' Bigfoot."