Show Rundown: March 20, 2012

March 20, 2012
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Today on the Stern Show, Howard bemoans “AGT’s” Austin auditions, which occurred at the same time as SXSW. Plus, Martina Navratilova calls in to plug the new season of “Dancing With the Stars,” Eric the Actor visits the Viper Room, and Jon Hein wants to fix Burger King.

7 Ways to Spell ‘Phony’

March 20, 2012
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Jon Leiberman reported that years of spelling mistakes were causing problems in Howard’s archiving system, including the 7 different ways Sal had spelled “phony” when entering phony phone calls. Among the spellings were: P-H-O-N-I-E, P-H-O-N-E-Y and F-O-N-E-Y. Howard wasn’t surprised: “And that’s the problem. Everyone expects Sal to be an idiot, and then when he does something idiotic, he gets a free ride. … Why is he being allowed to input stuff into the system? He’s a moron. We’re the idiots for allowing him near that thing.”