Show Rundown: April 09, 2012
Reconnecting With Bubba & Brent
Howie Mandel Likes Proximity, Not Touch
Howard’s ‘Talent’ Fatigue
Howard Remembers Mike Wallace
Howard’s Shiny Buff
Howard’s Shiny Buff
Howard discusses his visits to the salon.

Howard revealed that he’d begun getting mani-pedis with Beth, as she frequently complains that he scratches her, but had hard time getting comfortable at the salon: “Of course, I walk in and there’s no guys…[but] there were tons of yentas in there.” Howard was glad to turn himself over, as he never has the patience to file his own nails: “They work hard, these women. … My toes look so beautiful.” His first visit made him such a devoted convert, he returned with just a week’s worth of growth–this time choosing a matte, instead of buffed-to-gloss, finish: “When I got my shiny buff, I felt I was two steps from swallowing a man’s cum.” Regret soon followed: “I skipped the shiny buff and I miss it!”