Gary the Conqueror Meets Carrie Ann Inaba … Kind Of

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Gary the Conqueror called in from a cell phone to plan a potential Stern Show studio visit for his 60th birthday, but Howard said he wasn’t sure if the Wack Packer should come because all the staff-proposed bits were pointless pranks.

“What is it proving?” he wondered.

Gary Dell’Abate proposed they find the Wack Packer a girlfriend. “I want to meet a nice-looking girl,” he said. “I would like to meet somebody different, you know what I mean?”

Asked to describe his type, Gary cited the women of “Dancing With the Stars.” So ,Sal came in posing as the show’s female judge, Carrie Ann Inaba. However, he flubbed the bit, repeatedly referring to himself as “Carrie Ann and Arbor.”

Howard laughed along but couldn’t bring himself to torture Gary in person. “I love you, Gary.”

Gary seemed to understand: “I love you too, Howard.”