Meet Chloe, Dental Student & Dominatrix

A caller named Chloe asked for good luck on a test, saying she was studying to be a dental hygienist–and paying her tuition by working as a dominatrix for $500/hour. Her clients tend to be powerful men with a taste for humiliation: “Mostly I call them whores and sluts. They love that.” At his request, Chloe tested her skills on our host (“Howard, you’re such a little whorebag.”), but Howard recoiled: “I don’t like it. I want someone to feel good about me. Like, touch me and love me.”

Asked about her craziest clients, Chloe described a man who stripped off his Wall St. suit to reveal a chicken suit and liked to sit on eggs and another, an LA fitness freak who asked her to fist him and climaxed “immediately. He didn’t even touch himself or anything. He just came.” She also described a terrifying technique called “sounding” (“You put a metal rod in their pisshole.”), saying that while some of her clients are actually attractive, some are total freakjobs–like the one who’d go out at night “and [pay] hookers to pull their teeth out.”