Mitt Romney Jr. Checks In

‘Mitt Romney Jr.’ called in to update the crew on his post-campaign freedom: “I don’t have to be nice to gays and hispanics anymore!” Mitt Jr. said the debates were the most enlightening part of the experience: “[Obama] speaks just as well in person as he does in public. Quite frankly, I was expecting a lot of Negro slang, but I was pleasantly surprised at how human he talked.”