The Eric the Actor Quiz Goes Awry with the Non-Help of Sal

A fun game turns sour when the staff doesn't prepare it completely

Before Javier hung up, Howard wanted to know if he knew more about Eric than Eric knew about himself.

In the back office, Sal jotted down some questions--the questions, followed by Javier and Eric's answers:

During his first appearance on the show, who did Eric say were the top two chicks he masturbated to?

Eric: "Beverly Mitchell and..." [Eric couldn't remember.]

Javier: "Beverly Mitchell and... Pamela Anderson?"

The correct answer: Beverly Mitchell and Britney Spears.

Who were the three celebrities present for Eric's only visit to Studio 69?

Javier: "Diana DeGarmo, Natalie Maines and...I can't remember the name of the guy."

Eric: "Diana DeGarmo, Natalie Maines and Kurt Angle." [Correct.]

What TV job did Eric turn down because it was "too satanic"?

Eric: "An animated cartoon. … I do not know the name of the show."

Javier didn't know either--turns out, not even Sal knew: "He turned down a Satanic show from Adult Swim."

Howard ended the bit, furious that Sal had blown yet another contest.