Richard Gets Pooped On

April 2, 2013
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

MMA is a dangerous sport, but no one could have predicted how crazy it would get for Richard. He’d been taking MMA training to stay in shape, and told us about an incident he had while grappling a fellow student who just so happened to have Down Syndrome: “He got me in a leg lock… my head was between his knees… and then I heard a noise.”

The noise Richard heard was the Down Syndrome kid relaxing his bowels and unleashing a torrent of poop into his Gi.

Always the good guy, Richard kept on wrestling the kid, even after the big drop so as not to not embarrass him… until the smell finally got to him and he vomitted all over the dojo.

No good deed goes unpunished.