George Fills Out His Brackets

September 9, 2013
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Since we always want to know George’s opinion on everything, we had two brackets for Captain Sulu to fill out: First up:

Who does George Hate More?

William Shatner or George W. Bush – George W. Bush (though George admitted that he was being magnanimous).

Mel Gibson or Arnold Schwarzenegger – Mel Gibson, he’s a better actor.

Adolph Hitler or Osama Bin Laden – Hitler, just due to the “sheer volume of the horror.”

Michele Bachmann or Anita Bryant – Michele. Both are homophobes, but Michele is more recent.

It all came down to an Austrian Face Off between Schwarzenegger and Hitler, and George chose….Hitler as the person he likes the least.

Who Is the Hottest Celebrity?

Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise – Brad Pitt, an easy choice for George.

Zac Efron or Bradley Cooper – Bradley Cooper, whom George finds more intriguing.

George Clooney or Hugh Jackman – This was a tough one. After deliberating George picked Clooney, because his mind is attractive.

Ben Affleck or Christian Bale – Ben Affleck. “Christian Bale is kind of weird.”

Finally, George had to choose between Ben Affleck and Brad Pitt. George begged Howard not to force him to decide, but we needed an answer.

Brad Pitt is George’s Hottest Male Celebrity.