JB's Finest 'SNL' Pitches

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Howard went over a list of JB's most infamous sketch pitches from his days as an 'SNL' writer, starting with a premise about a criminal who wears two eye patches. JB said he'd pitched the bit to Jack Black--and like most of his ideas, it never made it to the show: "A lot of that shit hit the floor. I don't know what happened. … Maybe I was pitching ideas that only I could do. The stuff that didn't get on the air is pure crazy."