Sarah was shocked that her age was the thing she was goofed on for at the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco. Seth Rogen did a joke about Sarah being on Maxim's Hot 100 and the punch line was "… in 2007!" She wasn't even the oldest person on the dais, so it all confused her, but she pretty much rolled with the punches.
Sarah dated late night host Jimmy Kimmel for six years, and just appeared on his show for the first time in a while. After her recent appearance, Jimmy sent her an email with the subject "Great Job Tonight" and the body of the email was a series of photos of Sarah famously smelling Stern Show writer Richard Christy's balls. Sarah can't believe she did that, but she was genuinely curious about their scent. She still marvels at how small Richard's penis, admitting that Jimmy's is way bigger.
As for their relationship now, as Jimmy put it, they're "like brothers." Sarah really likes Jimmy's wife and she and Jimmy still email each other regularly. Sarah also can't believe how handsome Jimmy is now. He went from looking like a regular guy to looking like a celebrity. "His hair looks like hair!"
Sarah recently had a sitcom pilot dropped from NBC's lineup and she was glad. She's not suited to network life – it's a lot of jumping through hoops – and she even admits that the pilot wasn't very good. There's good stuff after the first seven minutes, but she's not thrilled with it.
Sarah loves TV, and would like to find the formula for a three camera sitcom that would work for her, but in the meantime, she makes most of her money from stand up. She's not as rich as you'd think, but she keeps her overhead cost low. "I have the highest poor to famous ratio - non scandal."
Howard asked Sarah about a controversial joke in her act where Sarah announces that a survey was conducted by the University of North Carolina and they found that 9/11 widows were good at hand jobs. Sarah thought the idea was just absurd and funny and it's a completely fake survey.
Sarah also has a rape joke in her new special, and Howard asked if women ever approach and say she can't joke about it because she hasn't been raped. While Sarah hasn't been raped, she has been sort-of violated.
It was during a sex scene in a movie – she wouldn't say which one – and she was naked and the guy had a thin sock over his c*ck and it was hard and he was essentially punching her vagina with it. She said she was walking funny for days afterwards and was traumatized by the experience .
Regular caller King of All Blacks, who requested Sarah's "end of day" panties
* Sarah hasn't heard from Michelle Williams since they filmed their nude shower scene for the movie 'Take This Waltz'; but she did confirm that Michelle is not the man who violated her.
* Sarah played an awesome clip of a recorded message to Howard from none other than "Bill Maher" (really Sarah's boyfriend Kyle Dunnigan) where "Bill" told Howard that people who adopt pets and discard them are not cowards.
* At the end of the interview King of All Blacks called up and asked Sarah to send him her 'end of day panties.' Sarah said she'd be happy too – if it weren't for the wrapping and putting stamps on it part of the process.
* Sarah was trying to write a Robin Song Parody to Katy Perry's Roar, but couldn't think of one. If you're reading this, please write one and send it in.