Are You An Objectum-Sexual?

December 3, 2013
Photo: The Howard Stern Show


Remember the woman who married the Eiffel Tower? Well, she’s back with a load of other “Objectum-Sexuals” – people who are attracted to inanimate objects.

JD – the genius of the TiVo – pulled clips from a brand new documentary about the quirky folks who fall in love with plastic, metal and wood.

One woman was in love with her Monolopoly board and called him “Monop.” There was a gentleman who fell hard for his sound board and was almost thrown out of his church because he had “the sound board in [his] heart, and not Jesus.”

As for the woman who started it all, she announced that she and her lesbian wife the Eiffel Tower have grown apart. Sometimes the kids can’t work it out.