Ronnie’s Holiday Sex Tips

December 17, 2013
Photo: The Howard Stern Show


Rarely is Howard presented with a bit that so grosses him out, so disgusts him, that he’d rather not play it on air.

Of course, Ronnie is a rare talent.

He’s also the biggest ladies’ man in the word, and like the good guy he is, he enjoys sharing his incredible sexual knowledge with men everywhere.

Ronnie recorded a very special series of Ronnie’s Sex Tips with a holiday theme.

Here are Ronnie’s three tried-and-true, revolutionary tips.

#1 – Ronnie suggests licking a candy cane and sticking it in your partner – wherever. Not only will the peppermint make them tingle, but you’ll then have a candy cane that tastes like your lover.

#2 – Ronnie suggests dipping your member in eggnog because your girl or guy will want to lick it, in an attempt to get inebriated. When you finish, you should hope to finish into the bowl containing the rest of the eggnog (and now we’re grossing ourselves out).

#3 – Finally, if you are having a hard time getting your special someone to entertain your “backdoor” with their tongue, there is no better time to do it than Christmas, because of one Christmas staple: the mistletoe. Hang it over your backside and your partner will be forced to go to town on you, and Ronnie promises you’ll be in heaven.