The man who turned his perversion into an empire, Stern Show favorite Mr. Skin stopped by today to announce the winners of the 15th annual Anatomy Awards. It's a race more exciting than the Oscars and sexier than the Golden Globes (there's a Mr. Skin pun in there somewhere).
Before we get to the winners a word on something called Mr. Man
Mr Skin started a male nudity site called Mr. Man. His team of fellow-pervs scour Blu-ray and DVD copies of legitimate movies, searching for back sack and ball-fumbles to please the straight ladies and gay men of the world.
He wants everyone to know that he himself does not enjoy looking at the site, but his people tell him that Liam Neeson has the biggest cock in Hollywood and his galleries of Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio, Colin Farrell and Michael Fassbender are all extremely popular.
Now, onto the show! You can see all the NSFW, Adults Only, Nude Pictures at Mr. Skin.com! The winners of the 15th Annual (wow does time fly!) Anatomy Awards are:
Best Nip Slip – Tina Fey at the Emmy Awards
Nudecomer of the Year – Margot Robbie in The Wolf of Wall Street
Best Breasts - Emily Ratajkowski in Blurred Lines
Best Lesbian Scene - Lea Seydoux and Adele Exarchopoulos in Blue is the Warmest Color
Best Full Frontal - Rosario Dawson in Trance
Best TV Show - Masters of Sex
Best Backburger - Sarah Butler in The Stranger Within
Best Pearl Necklace - Shiri Appleby in Girls
Most Niptastic Nips - Laura Haddock in Da Vinci's Demons
Monster Muff - Gaby Hoffmann in Crystal Fairy
Best Butt - Ellen Hollman in Spartacus
Best Albino Nudity - Lauren Dawes in Top of the Lake
Best Fart Lighting Scene - Toni Collette in Mental
Best Lip-Slip - Vanessa Hudgens in The Frozen Ground
Best Handbra - Sarah Silverman in Susan 313
Classic Blu-Ray Re-Release - Greta Garbo in Grand Hotel
Breast Picture - The Wolf of Wall Street
Lifetime Skinchievement - Charlize Theron