What a treat! This morning, the greatest game show in the history of entertainment – Dumber Than a Box of Rocks – once again provided us with a homerun installment.
The premise of the game, like you don't already know, is that three lovely pornographic actresses (blue movie stars) answer general knowledge questions (i.e. What was Judy Garland's character's name in the Wizard of Oz?). If they get the answer wrong, they have to say 'I'm dumber than a box of rocks'.
Before we get to the questions, let's meet our contestants!
Rachele – 20 years old
'I suck c*ck for a living!' Rachele announced by way of a greeting.
She's a Texas girl and her breasts are all natural. She revealed she's been a 'whore' (her words) since she's fourteen years old.
Recently, she's opened herself up even more sexually: 'I just started doing anal. It's something that kind of grew on me'.
Next up, we have Megan – 18 years old
Megan is a proud high school graduate whose first scene was with two other girls and a guy!
While she hasn't done babysitter porn (which is Howard's favorite), she's done teacher/student.
In an odd twist of fate, Rachele and Megan have actually made love on film in the past. Did that ever happen on Match Game?
Finally, we have Abby – 25 years old
Abby is actually a college girl (she attended for one semester). Abby loves porn her career in porn – It's a glamorous gig that has taken her all over the world, even Budapest!
Howard asked Abby if a guy offered her $20,000, would she make love to him? Abby shouted out an emphatic yes!
Now that the intros are out of the way, let's get down to the GAME!
What type of animal is a Clydesdale?
Who is the Vice President?
Fill in the following movie title: Gone with the ____.
What kind of animal is "Moby Dick"?
Epidermis is another word for what?
The Cold War was between which two countries (US and USSR)
Which sport is Mickey Mantle famous for?
What's 50 percent of 30?
Where is your larynx?
What does sparse mean?
Finish this line. "To be, or not to be..."
Finish this line: One if by land, two if by _____.
A male chicken is called a ____ ?
Naturally, the last answer was given as 'cock' by our lovely contestants. Some questions were harder than others – Nobody knew which countries fought the Cold War or that epidermis means skin. Surprisingly, the college educated (sort of) Abby did not take home the prize
The final score was Rachele: 3 Abby: 7 Megan: 11 points!
18 year old Megan was the least similar to a box of rocks. Congratulations, Megan!